Anonymous asked: I see you follow my tumblr. I must admit, it's been a while since I was on, but why the URL "addictedtogoats"?

Because goats are fluffy and cool? Do you live in a hole or something.

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

I’ve herd that people that spam are virgins… Poor you.

Anonymous asked: would you rather cop a dirty sanchez or lick a blue waffle

As sexy as blue waffles are, I can never go pass a good poo smear across my top lip.

Ps: you sicko.